Things are picking up this week, Gang, as the Riverdale Class War escalates even further, and all of our favs do drugs! (except Betty and her iconic ponytail)<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/RiverdaleGang/~4/X1LxO06njaQ" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>

Hey there, Riverdale Militia! That’s what we’re doing this week, upgrading from Gang to Militia, so say Archie! Meanwhile, Betty not only gets Plot, Betty is ALL the Plot (except for Veronica, for whom Plot is a verb)<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/RiverdaleGang/~4/gnnKwOC7np0" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>

This week we celebrate Kevin’s first proper B-plot (feat. Betty’s Moral Conviction and Cheryl Stormcrow, Bringer of Drama and Light), which eclipses just about everything else for us, especially Archie’s bad life choices.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/RiverdaleGang/~4/as4yevsikHE" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>

Welcome back, Gang! Speaking of gangs, this week we delve into the hot mess coping mechanisms of both Jughead Jones and Archie Andrews, in addition to a much less gang-like Cooper crusade and our first Pussycats cover of the season! Settle in y’all.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/RiverdaleGang/~4/kUswfA0u_G4" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>

Welcome to a new season with a new set of hosts! Playing catchup, Ryan and Chloe race through the first few episodes on a Riverdale binge of snark, queer commentary, local Vancouver flavouring, and gushing affection/biting critique of our favorite sugar/trash television adventure.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/RiverdaleGang/~4/B1d691OMmKM" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>

We did kids! We finished the season, and we did it together. Anne and Tia had a super fun time with their special guests Moo-Man and Jackie as they reacted very dramatically to the season finale. We broke format for this one. We did a talk along and then discussion! It was a great time […]<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/RiverdaleGang/~4/4bIvEVCh6Tg" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>

WE FIND OUT WHO SHOT JASON BLOSSOM! Anne and Tia spend the rest of the episode wondering why and how these people could be so dumb. Also, our Game of Thrones jokes are paying off guys!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/RiverdaleGang/~4/YudKoMK-nu0" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>

This is the antepenultimate episode gang! Strap in as Anne and Tia stroll down memory lane with the adults of Riverdale as Homecoming shows us how shady and terrible adults are… and how dumb and gullible Archie is. Also, review readings and some health sharing and caring from Anne and Tia.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/RiverdaleGang/~4/GFI-Uxx1pJ8" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>

Anne and Tia talk about their romantic anniversary stuff they did and also other things people do in hotels. Also, woooooboy! Things went crazy at Jughead’s surprise birthday. Everyone is weird.. everyone is a weirdo. We also get to see Archie’s awesome hot Molly Ringwald mom. Also, here is that article about Jughead’s weirdo dialogue.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/RiverdaleGang/~4/__qxAxL2pyk" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>

Anne and Tia would like let you know that a) We are sorry that our podcast isn’t coming out on a regular schedule. We understand that it is frustrating but at the same time, their bodies are betraying them. b) if you LOOOOOOVE Riverdale, we are going to keep it real, so we might say […]<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/RiverdaleGang/~4/O_vF4vLhVww" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>