We head straight for the sticky centre of Riverdale high society as the Blossom clan descends for the annual tree-tapping. Cheryl has an agenda that leaves Archie with a moral dilemma, while Veronica is facing a moral dilemma of her own. Ryan and Chloe have plenty to say about this sugary sweet maple fiesta.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/RiverdaleGang/~4/N5YeK1O7xLU" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>

What happens when you put the Coopers, the Blossoms, and the Lodges in a single apartment for a baby shower? Weird Dark Sugar Trash Magic, that’s what. Ryan and Chloe have lots to say about this episode.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/RiverdaleGang/~4/LQpYuz690Iw" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>

Something is in the attic at the Coopers… or someone. While the Sharks and the Jets – whoops, the Blossoms and the Coopers – search for Polly, Cheryl and Betty form an unlikely alliance. Ryan and Chloe reflect on the ways in which this episode is really, really, really (that’s three reallys) sad.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/RiverdaleGang/~4/2dSJbQFKWfE" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>

The Pussycats are in fact killing it in this episode, with Archie trailing behind as a stage-fright inflicted puppy dog. Ryan notes the maturity with which some parents in the show communicate about their dating life, and Chloë celebrates the arrival of Bughead.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/RiverdaleGang/~4/-L_5fagMUTE" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>

Cheryl Blossom takes sweet sweet well-dressed revenge on her uptight parents at Jason’s funeral, while Archie receives some of the silliest advice our two hosts have ever heard from a potential songwriting mentor. Nana Rose drops a plot bomb on Betty. Ryan and Chloe are having a blast with this season one re-watch-along.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/RiverdaleGang/~4/on5j4lqXjp8" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>

Jughead waltzes into our hearts as he tries desperately to save the drive-in. Meanwhile, Betty finds herself a prop in Miss Grundy’s glove compartment that will lay low until season two. Your hosts Ryan and Chloë dig in hard.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/RiverdaleGang/~4/JyRHG9Cpm6Q" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>

The plot begins to thicken in the way we all have come to love about Riverdale, with Cheryl revealing to Sherriff Kellar that she helped Jason fake his death so that he could run away. Ryan and Chloe also take note that this is the first episode with social themes: slut shaming and sexual assault. […]<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/RiverdaleGang/~4/OGpSXM4_KZg" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>

Archie’s life becomes a bit of a mess this week, with Betty and Veronica feeling off about a kiss, and Miss Grundy in high abuser mode. Ryan and Chloë have a blast poking back into SE01.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/RiverdaleGang/~4/8SeG2NIGl7A" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>

If Riverdale is the quintessential American heaven, then there’s trouble in paradise. Jason Blossom has drowned in Sweetwater River to the town’s shock and surprise, while Miss Grundy gives Archie much more than music lessons, and there’s a new girl in town who is destined to be Betty’s best friend. Ryan and Chloe revisit the […]<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/RiverdaleGang/~4/K1eZm8wDp3k" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>

The Season Two finale is entitled ‘Brave New World’ – and Riverdale isn’t kidding. Opening at Jughead’s graveside, the show stops in its tracks and changes direction, leaving us hungry for Season Three. Ryan and Chloe are so here for this.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/RiverdaleGang/~4/ZsBjfEqNq6o" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>